Many architects, we are told in this article, though totally interested in reinventing the mobile home, have jumped forward to all new modular, prefab type units, somehow leaving the original idea far behind. Happy I am to agree and further say, please do not count me into that group. For a solid 10 years, if not more, I have been pondering possible ways of adapting an intact mobile home, the kind that comes directly from a dealers lot, into an uncommon sub-urban abode. Why, one might ask, think so long? My response; between ponderance and pragmatism is the wall of perceived obstacles upon which is sit. Since hurdling it would probably assign me too, to the school of reinvention, I guess I’ll sit a little longer.
Here are a just a few of those obstacles, perceived or not:
- The floors always bounce in these.
- I am not sure I want to deal with that much vinyl. If you have ever had a whiff of a dollar store shower curtain you know what I mean?
- I was wondering how one of these would do in a blower door test? I could be really good….probably not.
- I have a psychological aversion to creeping things crawling around under the house. They offend my sense of neat.
- I worry about some shady character hack sawing a hole in the plywood and shimmying up through the floor in order to make off with my Timex.
- I cannot imagine how these things are framed. Yes, I have seen the diagrams too, but can they be believed and would a manufacturer part with critical information.
- If I pull down all of the interior wall panels, presumably fabricated from some undefined material, will I be horrified by what I find?
- If, in an effort to change the ceiling and floor finish, I do the same thing, is there a good possibility that I will be looking at air?
- How does one make a semi trailer hurricane resistant. This a very architectural notion, i.e., things are never water proof. They are water resistant.